My name is JP Marone, and I'm somewhat of an enigma. From sadness comes happiness, most often, in my case. But I'm a generally fun-loving and affable individual, and my passions are drawing and writing. Even from a very early age, I would have a pencil in my hand touched to a piece of paper, creating something of it. My art consists of humorous situations involving anthropomorphic characters, and sometimes just anatomical drawings of them. I'm quite fond of the canid species, mainly because they're so goddamn cute! You'll see a lot of dogs and such in my gallery. Though I enjoy the clean, observational "Seinfeld" humor, I also enjoy vulgar "Superbad" type humor as well. I don't get offended, I just get pissed off, but I don't harm anyone because of it. That would make me weak-willed and narrow-minded, and I'm far too intellectual an individual to stoop that low. I don't say "lol", "lmao", "omg", or any other moronic acronym my shit-brained generation has spawned upon the earth. I'm a '90s guy, even though I wasn't technically conscious during that period. Basically, any era before this one, I'm a fan of. My favorite band is The Beatles, and favorite comedian is George Carlin. As you can see, I have great taste in the arts, and that's why every piece I make has a lot of effort put into it. I don't believe a few dots on a clear white board is art, because it's not. It's just shit. I'm Atheist, but not strictly. If any certain proof were handed to me that a god exists, I would believe. But so far, all we've got is a fictitious book and a few million murderous conservatives. I'd rather be safe than sorry and just enjoy my life without constantly worrying that every "sin" I commit during my time here determines whether or not I burn eternally, thank you. I'm gay, so thanks ladies, you're beautiful, but you just ain't my type. Or gender. Enjoy my stuff and I'll be making much more in the future, so keep your eyes open.

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