This was quite a fun fella to draw, and he's my first totally anatomically correct character EVER. He's a gay wolf named Horizon, and he will always sit in my personal favorites.

This African wild dog is just minding his own business, looking cool, and excusing himself from all blame of what he probably did. Don't you wish you were that cool?

Here we see a coyote having stolen a fox's bag of raspberries and climbed up a tree and begun to devour them, while the fox is trying to climb up the tree himself to retrieve his snack but just can't muster the skills to accomplish the feat. Don't worry. I'm sure the coyote will share a few. Scratch that. No, he won't.

This is one of the first drawings I ever made with my tablet, even before I started animating the first episode of "Evolution Evil". This little guy, even though very sad, is one of my best drawings in my opinion, and he will never be in any cartoons of mine, but instead serve as a constant source of inspiration for me throughout time.

This is an updated version of the drawing. As you can see in this one, Logan has fallen to the floor and now the tears are streaming down his face and snot is pouring out of his nose. Delightful, ain't it?

Hey! He's finally smiling! And he took a huge watery steaming shit too! At first I was gonna leave this on the front page under the "JP Marone Productions" banner, but then I thought that this special occasion should be recognized, don't you? You know what they say: every time a formerly depressed little dog drops a splashing turd and becomes incredibly happy about it, uh...something with an angel. But who cares? Logan is happy! Pazzah!

These are the Highway Terror Frogs. Though they may look cute and cuddly, they possess an intimidating evil that they use against reluctant drivers on the highway. What this evil is, I haven't figured out yet because I haven't written a cartoon about them yet. But until I get a good idea about what the fuck I'm gonna do with these guys, they'll just sit there, harmless and cute as hell.

This is a little drawing of an adorable Welsh corgi with his favorite fox toy in his mouth. I needed something cute to break my block, and this was it. :3

This is my little version of Toothless the dragon from "How To Train Your Dragon" which I recently saw in 3-D Real-D XD, which includes a lot of D's, and I recommend it to all lovers of dragons, animation, and fantastic imagery and filmmaking. It is INCREDIBLE! And Toothless obviously stole the show with his adorable dog-like ways.

This is a birthday drawing I made for my dear mommy with me and her as foxes. I tend to destroy mostly everything I touch, so I thought I'd insert that into a cute little picture.

Dogs can very well also be shark's best friend. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful, wet friendship.

When 7 penguins approach a dolphin's vicinity, it gets out its bowling ball and has some fun. It's nature.

Scientists have to have fun once in a while too. And Derek (white duck) has been eyeing Mark (mallard) for quite some time, sneaking a few peeks in when he wasn't looking, and had no idea he felt the same way. Incidentally, one day when it was just the two in the lab, Mark made a move, first unbuttoning his lab coat and taking off his glasses, and unbottoning Derek's coat as well. He ran his fingers through his partner's soft chest feathers and took in his sweet ducky musk, and Derek was nervous, but oh so willing to participate in all the fun he could have with this hunk. Then, a chemical reaction occurred in Derek's pants as Mark placed his warm hands on his ass and pressed their moist beaks together.... Enjoy, kiddies.

This is Stein the Stoner Dog. He's an egotistical, weed-loving, gay, horny little blue beagle that wears a red camouflage bandana and has gelled spiked hair, in the fashion of a mohawk but with the front pressed down, as suggested by his life mate Angel the Demonic Dragon-Fox upon their first meeting. Stein is a generally relaxed, happy dude who's incredibly promiscuous, so much so that he's considered by many to be a slut, but a slut with the utmost self-respect at that. Yes, Stein is in a world of his own but that doesn't stop him one bit. He lives life the way it should be lived: by having as much fun as possible. Just for whoever is curious, his most ticklish spots are his armpits, feet, and tummy, and under his ears, and he has a very cute laugh. His favorite movie is "Dazed and Confused", his favorite band is "Led Zeppelin" as you can see from the lyrics blasting out of his headphone speakers, and his favorite species to fuck are dragons or big lizards, someone with a thick, juicy joystick he can sit on. ;)

Just when you thought Steiny was sexy enough with a joint in his mouth, the impossible occurs and he gets an electric guitar! Try not to implode from awesomeness overload. It's tough, I know.

Stein is a hippie in every right: he smokes weed like he breathes air, he's quite promiscuous (most would say a bit overpromiscuous), he hates The Man, the government, the media, loves the environment and all the animals in it, and thinks he's better than everyone else. That's a hippie, alright.

I've been wanting to do various Stein expressions for a while, and since he usually has that cocky, self-righteous stare in his pictures, here are all the emotions of his I don't use enough. Behold the sketched, stoned glory.

Cigars are putrid anyhow. Steiny's got the right idea here, as usual. Follow him, many loving disciples. It'll be more than worth your while.

The other day, my mind spawned this brilliant way to get away with saying "fuck". Now "fuck" is my favorite word besides "cock", and for the rest of you fuck-fans, here's your outing. :D You're welcome! Well, this seems like the type of thing Stein would come up with, hence the marker and the self-confident smirk.

This is Angel the Demonic Dragon-Fox. However, his appearance is the only thing demonic about him. Angel originated from Australia to a dragon father and fox mother and moved to America when he was 3 years old (22 in dragon-fox years, which are pretty much the same as dog years). Upon his visit, he visited his first gay bar and met his life mate, Stein the Stoner Dog, but that's another story. Angel is a strong, sensitive, gay, affectionate little hybrid who protects the ones he loves with everything he has. He's very hygienic, and quite flamboyant, often applying women's makeup or wearing tight, skimpy outfits, feeling the need to look his best. He often smells of a sweaty odor from working out 3 hours a day, which has gotten him his dreamy buff figure. He only harms those who hurt the ones he loves, or small creatures that look good enough for a quick snack. His favorite movie is "The Birdcage", his favorite band is The White Stripes, and his favorite animal to fuck are ducks, specifically Dillon Drake, whom he fancies quite a bit. Just for those concerned, his most ticklish spots are his feet, the palms of his hands, in between his wings, and his ears.(His wings aren't actually transparent, by the way. The lines were added to show his body shape in front of them.)

Angel enjoys his live prey thoroughly. There's no escape, and only one way down. There's just no meal quite like one that squirms around in your stomach.

I never draw Angel wearing makeup and I should more often. He looks cute in it. But this is a thing he does, along with wearing some tight outfits and spritzing perfume on himself. Quite the effeminate dragon-fox. :3

Yes, in his spare time, Angel conducts exclusive tours of hell, but this kind of advertisement is just to get tourists pumped. Hell is actually a pretty nice place, complete with beautiful carpeting, weed stacked ground high, and endless cannolis with which to munch on. Oh, the cannolis. :3

Being half fox, Angel gives off an extremely musky aroma from every pore after strenuously working out for several hours, and Stein loves that smell almost as much as he loves himself. And having it up close and personal like that is driving his doggy hormones WILD.

Oh, that Stein. He's a keeper. But you can tell he loves that prospect. It'd be like the creator of god inside god, as Stein likes to refer to himself.

Thank you Beatles for inspiring me to draw this cute/weird picture. I guess this is my tribute to them and their psychedelic brilliance. Well, I got the idea for this in a snap, while listening to the album "Magical Mystery Tour". As you can see by the little added quote by my signature, I was finishing up the album just as I was the drawing. I also wanted to put something other than Stein and Angel art up to show people I can draw other things. Stein and Angel are just too fucking fun to draw. Enjoy.

It's about time I made a picture of Stein as he always claims to be, God of all things awesome and sexy. And here he is. He's...*sniff*...just beautiful. Truly we are so fortunate to have such an incredible blue canine stoner as our all powerful God. And look! I'm NEKKID!

Just in time for Halloween, Stein himself has made his own (shitty) costumes for all of his adoring and baked fans! Take advantage of this offer now, because it...ah, fuck it. They don't really exist.

There are times when Stein & Angel get high, and there are times when they really get high. This is one of those times.

Here's a cute little drawing of Stein & Angel showing their love for one another.

To prepare for St. Patty's Day, Stein & Angel have followed a rainbow to a pot of gold at the end, which was also filled with all sorts of good luck charms for the taking: horseshoes, four leaf clovers galore, and wish coins! So the two grabbed a handful of those puppies and made all the wishes their little hearts desired. Almost all of Stein's involved receiving hot guys via postage, and half of Angel's involved the same, the other half involving his enemies to perish. Well, that and people he doesn't like. Alec Baldwin and Lady Gaga, you're on the list. All in all, it was an awesome day and an even greater night when their wishes came true! Stein even wore his festive bandana for the occasion!

Damn, it's been almost a week since I've submitted something. Well, there's a reason for that, and it's because I've come down with a virus and have found little time to muster up the strength to draw and color. But this was a few days in production, and I'm proud to say I've finished it and I'm in love with the way it looks. So for all of you who have been yearning for another Stein & Angel drawing, here it is! Enjoy to your personal extent.

Hmmm. I think Steiny might want to leave the cooking, baking, and everything food related to Angel, because whenever he starts something up, this happens and he pisses himself laughing. Another thing Angel has to clean up. As for Steiny, he can just do what he does best: smoking, eating, fucking, sleeping, and being himself.

"Yep. My very own fuzzy, buff lighter. He's AALLL mine." Steiny's thoughts while Angel ignites the sexy flame from his sexy throat to light that sexy joint. It's all so...attractive. Saves money for buying lighters, having a fire-breathing boyfriend. I suggest you get one. They're loads o' fun.

When Stein and Angel plop into bed, after a bit of wrestling and fooling around, they fall asleep in each other's arms, and Angel always ends up super-spooning his blue boyfriend. That bedroom is an exciting place.

Angel: I haz painted hiz nailz. Stein: Yush. He haz painted muh nailz. Other than that, this one needs no explanation. :3

No real explanation for this really, except I was on an acid trip and I thought of it. (Not really) Actually, I needed an excuse to draw Stein from the front view instead of the 3/4 head turn that he's usually shown in. And this is to give him more of a third dimension and show that he doesn't have two eyes on the same side of his head. :3 I just like them drawn that way.

You've asked for it, and here it eee-yuz! Stein and Angel in digital color, with the lines blackened, all in Photoshop. Personally, I think this looks pretty good, but it definitely doesn't beat traditional colored pencil coloring. So I'll be sticking to the style that has gotten me where I am so far. :3 As for this adorable couple, don't they look just pwecious? Yes, it's a barrel of smokes and laughs in the world of Stein and Angel, and nothing less.

My part of a trade with a friend, involving her character Orlando receiving a lovely, murry fox hug from Angel. Awww.

You know what they say: cleanliness is far from Steinliness. And when he decides to take a splash in a mud puddle, it gets hard for Angel to stand his stench. It's also hard to get him clean, but our dragon-fox manages it...with a little force, of course.

This is my friend's OC, Jack Ryclett, a gray dog-wolf with a musical talent. I drew this for him as a trade and he then commissioned me to color it. :3 It turned out quite good, I must say.

A commission for my friend, involving his character Jack Ryclett charming Steiny with his vocal talents and fine notes on the piano, man. And only the best music can make Stein all hearty.

This is really just a cutesy one, but after two frustrating days of trying desperately to make another good Stein drawing, I consider this among my best. I was so happy when I finished, so free. That's how much these guys mean to me. Yes, Stein may be a dickhead, but he's my dickhead.

I drew these two, my favorite fellas, to two albums of the musical genius of The Who, and this is one I'm really glad I got done. Weed is love, and Stein and Angel share that love as the Blazer Buds, this time with BOWLS. :3

For those of you who don't know, "Snootchie Bootchies!" is the catchphrase of Jay in Kevin Smith's films involving Jay and Silent Bob, the best stoners since Cheech & Chong. :3 But Stein and Angel are in a whole other league. In fact, one of the most fun parts about the joint is rolling it. True story, happened to me.

My sister got some watercolors this morning, so I just had to try it. It's a pretty easy way to color, but I prefer regular colored pencils. They're just mah calling, but here's a change of scenery.

When I saw this meme on DA, I just had to take advantage of it. Plus, it gave me an opportunity to draw Stein and Angel kissing again, which I haven't done in eons.

Other possible titles for this: "But You're So Pretty...", "Beauty Overwhelmed", "Please Fuck Me, Gorgeous Giant Butterfly, From Stein". All in all, "Monarch in the Park" rolls off the tongue so perfectly. So I've been away for a few days, and it will be like this for a while, doing the graphic novel and all. But I took a break today to produce this: possibly my best work yet. I've wanted to draw a giant butterfly lately, along with a big-eyed Stein and Angel. The decision to make this is all thanks to my sister, actually. I was stuck between two drawing ideas and she picked this one. I'm such an awesome inspiration.

My little sister came up with the idea for this one, for which I am very grateful. Dragon versus Dragon-Fox? Who will win? Well, whoever the victor is, Stein gets him. Typical Stein. Only thinking of one thing.

This was a quick little depiction of how I wake up every morning. Yes, sometimes I go for the kiss, but at 5 in the morning, you can understand how I'd get a little frustrated. At least this time he woke me up with his bad breath instead of...well, you know.

The only reason Stein goes to bars is to pick up hot guys for the night, not to drink. In his opinion, alcohol is not the noms. It's an extra special occasion when he attracts a college student, because as everyone knows, they party the hardest. Stein just wants all that energy summoned in bed, and with this dashing young fellow, he should receive all the stimulation necessary to make both their night.

Well, Steiny's stolen all my clothes. At least there's a gentle breeze blowing between my legs. Oh wait. That's Stein too.

I recently got a rainbow chain necklace from my bud Walty from the gay pride parade he recently attended and I loved it! And this adorable picture here is to express my gratitude to my best pal for being so awesome! Thanks, man!

Here's a dolphin with a lot on his mind, but it's only what's in his tight red speedo that matters.

This is a little gift for my bud fu3g04zul for a trade that I couldn't come through on. There are certain characters that are difficult for me to draw, but this one is a little surprise for him featuring his character Jack Ryclett kissing his boyfriend Pedward Timber. And Peddy seems to be liking the affection...in fact, if the picture was full body, it'd be rated mature.

This is a little gift for me and my aunt's birthday, August 1st. Yes, we share the same birthday, and she enjoys bears and booze, so I figured why not combine the two? The green TV in the background is an inside joke. Happy Birthday me and my aunt!

It always brings me gladness when I finish a drawing as complex as this with my characters and I. Now I can rest easy, if I can sleep with this heat. I gotta tell ya, I'm starting to miss the winter. Stein eats like a pig and he'll never get a heart attack because he's a cartoon. How I envy him.

Steiny visits the stable every now and then and visits his favorite stallion, Darklight, with joints galore, his novelty marijuana-leaf-shaped bong, and plenty of snacks to get a nice belly from. And when they're all done with that, Stein hops onto the floor, bends over and...well, you know what happens next. ;) Darklight is just one of the many sexy stable horses that entertain Stein from time to time, but sometimes just the two of them is enough enjoyment. :3

It's the magical day of weed goodness! I'm so high I can't even type coherently! X3 Well, I'm high in the picture anyway, laughing my stoned ass off with my three characters, Stein, Angel, and Darklight. Darklight's sort of a minor character so he won't appear as much as Angel and Stein. But nonetheless, as you can see, this is Stein and Angel's favorite day of the year. Stein puts on his festive rainbow bandana and dyes his spikes green to look like marijuana leaves, and Angel makes the house look nice in tribute. He's much better with decoration than Stein, MUCH better.

Here is my third character, whom I'm going to try to include more in drawings, but he won't appear as much as Stein and Angel. Well, his name is Darklight and he's a mute stallion. He only conveys words through expressions, movements, and sounds. In other words, the most real of my characters, and also the most normal. He's Stein and Angel's favorite horse to visit at the stable because he's so lovable and kind, much like a dog. He enjoys smoking weed with Stein and Angel as well, after they get done with their other priorities.

'Wait a minute...why does he have the same collar as me?' I haven't used Darklight in a drawing in the longest time, and I figured I'd bring him back doing what he loves: trying to be a dog. Enjoy the cute Darklight-ness, people.

Yes, like any horse who thinks he's a dog, Darklight tears up the house from time to time, but he gets out of punishment with those precious eyes. Oh, damn those eyes.

This cute little picture serves as a late B-day gift for Aura on DA and FA, involving a more realistic likeness of Aura and Cam, the cutest cartoon couple in the fandom. :3 Happy birthday, man! It can also serve as a cute little couple drawing as well. :3

I can't get enough of these two, I love them so. And once this concept popped into my head, I couldn't resist. See, this is why Stein isn't nice or considerate to others. He loses his precious ego juice that way.

Ladies and gentlemen, this rabbit is up for anything kinky tonight...

Funny thing about dating werewolves, they will always try to bite you. And during spanky time, well...you pretty much let them. So I got what was coming to me.

I wub you this much! *smooch, smooch, smooch* That Steiny aftertaste will be something to smack his lips to. :3

Well, at least he's willing to share the destruction of my masterpiece with me. :3 Maybe getting stoned off my ass will ease the heartbreak a bit.

I saw Amos in Ziggy the Cat's latest drawing and I came up with this idea. Actually, Ziggy and I had been talking about how Stein and Amos would relate. Turns out, they would do so very well, but only with themselves. While Stein and Amos are bickering about who is the most awesome, Angel proposes a fun pastime to Ziggy, or maybe just fun for him.

This was an idea I had back when making "Monarch in the Park", and due to a choice of which drawing to create, obviously that one succeeded. But I felt it was time that Stein & Angel got another full color drawing, and this one with a dragon-fox's-eye-view perspective of New York! WOO! And just for fun, I added me and my honey Darklight, Dillon chasing the two airborne canines with his trademark feather in beak, and five random mallards playing in the pond.

This is my part of an art trade with Ziggy, in which she requested I draw her sexy bull Lugh and Angel working out together. :3 Seems Angel's made a new friend, an even better reason to keep going to the gym now. Here ya go, Zigs! Thanks for being so awesome!

Well, I've never drawn Angel lifting before, so here he is, sweaty, clenching, blood vessels blowing up, enjoying every minute of it. And he smells just wonderful afterwards, with a musk that could knock out a skunk.

1 of 3 sketches I drew on the same piece of paper, which doesn't happen often with me. Here you see a badass penguin, and nothing more needs to be said.

1 of 3 sketches I drew on the same piece of paper, which doesn't happen often with me. Here we see a sexy naked kangaroo who wants to play with his ball. :3

1 of 3 sketches I drew on the same piece of paper, which doesn't happen often with me. Here we see a small fish that doesn't take too kindly to becoming a cute dolphin's dinner.

This drawing is a painting within a drawing, so all in all, it's Angel's painting that I drew. How can he be better than me? Yes, even in his spare time, Angel can't stop fantasizing about Stein and his undeniable hotness, so he scraps this sexual desire out onto a canvas. Looks good enough to buy, huh? Angel's drawing, not mine.

This is a fabulous commission for Walty, and for my first time coloring a wave, I think I did pretty good on this one. Angel and Lester are enjoying some tasty waves at the beach, and afterwards are gonna dig into some joints and relax and watch the sunset. Well, Angel will smoke up, Lester will just inhale the fumes.

This is a gift art for my best bud , as a sort-of continuation to the drawing above. :) Lester and Angel are enjoying some soda and tea while drying off from the surf, and chatting up about their lives and the like. Just two pals hanging out and enjoying life.

This was sort of inspired by a Mickey Mouse cartoon involving a seal that followed him home. The same concept is shown here with a fox, and it's cute as ever.

Every artist has voices in their head: the voices of their characters, that is. So while I'm on the road, I'll have these four guys annoying the hell out of me, heckling my driving, and trying to take hold of the wheel. Well, Stein & Angel mostly because I actually own them.

Yes, these guys often stroke, lick, kiss, and even go down on me when I'm trying to draw. I would kick them out, but...it feels too good. And besides, they provide me with some good laughs with embarrassing photos of Dillon Drake REALLY drunk. Good times.

Homer Simpson-esque, heh. :3 Angel's burps are delicious, yes, but they come at a cost of having to grow back your fur.

Angel bids you good morning, and so does someone else. :3

This was made out of desire to enter the devious, frivolous world of Stein & Angel, with a little friendly assistance from Walter Ringtail and Dillon Drake, of course. It's also a birthday gift for my best friend, Walter Ringtail. Happy Birthday, Walty! Enjoy! Snow can be quite a fun little powdery substance when you use it to your advantage, can't it?

This is actually a fully-colored "Blazer Buds" issue, a comic series of mine you can see on my deviantArt page. I don't put it on here because it's completely done in pencil, and with the crappy resolution on here, it would be illegible. 'Tis the season to get fucked up.

Parodying "The Kramer" from Seinfeld (one of my favorite shows), here is "The Stein", with plenty of doobies for you to crunch on, kids.

This is my part of an art trade with Shinigami-Ziggy on DeviantArt, and she asked me to draw Ziggy and Stein hanging out. Well, I mixed it up a bit and turned it into a cute-o-rama of adorable proportions involving popcorn and begging. Who says cats and dogs can't get along?

This is another fully-colored "Blazer Buds" issue, mainly done because I wanted to get Angel and Stein in a kiss together.

This was a very clever commission for my buddy Walter Ringtail involving Dillon Drake dressed as Indiana Jones coming to the heroic rescue of a captured Walter Ringtail and Angel by tickling their captor, a T-rex, with a giant purple feather. And who says Dilly Jones can't stay a while to enjoy the big beast's maniacal laughing?

Just because you can't get enough of squee-cuteness between these two, here's another squee-cute picture of them for your viewing pleasure.

Some friendships just click, others suck. This friendship is both.

This is the first of 2 drawings of mine involving Stein and Angel using a leash and keys to their full potentials, and to get these keys, you're gonna have to wrestle 'em away from him.

This is the second of 2 drawings of mine involving Stein and Angel using a leash and keys to their full potentials, and to get these keys, you're gonna have to enter through the back door.

This is a commission drawing for my friend, Roger. He's a fellow artist as well and thought it would be a humorous idea to have a wolf wearing lederhosen and yodeling while playing the accordion, and it does make for a colorful and intriguing piece.

This is a special Christmas gift I made for my best friend, Roger Adkins, involving his character, Walter Ringtail with Stein, the two about to truly enjoy the meaning of holiday high. Don't try this at home.

This is a special Christmas gift I made for another one of my good friends, DizzyFeathers, or Ben, who is someone I can talk to about anything on my mind. This involves his character, Dillon Drake, receiving a very sexy gift on Christmas morning. I hope he has fun with it.

Well, I thought my friend would go gaga over something like this, and he went absolutely nuts over it. This involves his OC Dillon Drake about to get down and dirty with a certain Daffy Duck. Now that's something worth seeing.

Tickling can be very flirtatious, and also deliciously numbing. This is what Daffy Duck believes to be true, and he found it worthy of proof by bringing along some stocks for Dillon's adorable little feet. Now there's no escape, Dilly. This hurts him more than it does you.

This is a commission for my awesome, sexy buddy Dizzy and his awesome, sexy character Dillon Drake, the drunken duck. He wanted me to design the header and footer for his journal on DeviantArt, and here they are! :3

Oh, poor naive Angel. After all these years together, you still know not the true extent of Stein's ego. It's a powerful force, kiddies. By the way, the yellow cuts off for an unprofessional look. :meow: I have to join you little ones every once in a while.

It's often that Stein and Angel wanna know which of them is the favorite. I always answer 'em with "I love you both equally", but that's never good enough for them, as you can see here.

It's just a small crush, really. Don't worry, he can control himself. :3 This is based off of a crush has on this duck, dubbed "The Toilet Duck" by us: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLnk4LWvxtk He is really fucking hot, actually. This was colored with Photoshop. Let me know if you prefer this method of coloring over my traditional colored pencil method or not, and that may influence how my future pictures are colored. :3 But I will be trying it out with my characters nonetheless.

A short nonsensical comic, I just needed to draw Dilly doing a ducky "EEEEWWW" face. When Dizzy and I are talking, he makes the cutest Dillon "EEEWWW" sound whenever I mention something disgusting, which happens 4 out of 5 times in our conversations. And Dilly hates beak licks from Stein (since he's had so very much cock on that tongue) so the beakly face here was totally necessary.

This is a steamy little commish for my very good pal, Dizzy. I'm so out of it tonight for some reason. Well, he asked for Dilly with an open shirt, holding a dirty spanner, and sweaty from a long hard day's work. I added some dirt from the job onto his beak, feet, and shirt for extra effect.

As a gift art for a lovely spontaneous poem by Dizzy of his character Dillon Drake describing in great detail how he wants to lick and tickle Stein's body, I made this cute little comic inspired by the beautiful joining of words. They provoked some joyful tears in me. Plus, this comic includes what has become to be dubbed "ducky eyes", possibly the cutest thing I've ever drawn. Honestly, who could say no to that face? Here's a link to the poem: http://dizzyfeathers.deviantart.com/art/the-colour-Bluey-163836255

Goddamn, it took me so many tries to get this one right. It may look simple, but those ducklings are a killer to draw. But with the inspirational help of the Grateful Dead and The Who, I was able to whip this up. I got the idea for it when on my sister's boyfriend's boat, which is a ton of fun, and some cute widdle ducklings swam over with their momma to get some noms. :3

At Dilly's favorite bar, he got totally hammered as usual and picked a fight with the hunky rottweiler bouncer. As you can see, he's being kicked out the back, but not without spitting out a few choice insults first. And while Stein holds him back and ogles the sexy bouncer, Angel and Darklight watch the fun. Dilly's a fun guy to hang around with.

Never has a Stein and Dillon picture been so sweet, and it more so represents me and my mate Dizzyfeathers. Bask in the squeeful cuteness.

Here's to the cutest bunny I've ever drawn! X3 A dragon and a bunny would be a nice pair, I imagine, if the dragon could keep from gobbling him down.

The drunker Dillon gets, the more sadistically crazy he gets with tickling. Stein had gone to the bar with him that night mainly to pick up guys, but ended up driving Dillon home when he began puking. Turns out Dilly threw up intentionally to get reluctant Steiny into his clutches, back at his house, in his torture chamber. Dillon had never tickled someone pink before. It wears off in 24 hours and the victim's fur goes back to normal, but it's like he's finally hit the tickle G-spot.

Here ya have Stein, Angel, Dillon, and Darklight all as awesomely awesome fishies. And that's all really. Enjoy.

Well, here's how it went down. One night when Dilly was completely out of booze, he went over to Stein and Angel's place to see if they had any. (He doesn't think very clearly sober.) And at the time, they were smoking some fierce hash, and when the duck walked in, he just couldn't escape the attraction of the fragrance wafting through the house. So he sat down, tried a little, and next thing he knew, his mind was flying and he was about to eat tasty weed cupcakes. It was a new and interesting experience for the beakly, and one he wouldn't soon forget. And at least he spent it with dear friends.

I had it in me today, I just had to draw something Star Wars related with all the characters I normally use. I can't believe I haven't already. :3 I don't even need to proclaim my love for the saga, because EVERYONE loves Star Wars, and if you don't, go chew on the barrel of a loaded gun. Here we have Stein the Stoner Dog, Angel the Demonic Dragon-Fox, Walter Ringtail, and Darklight the horse as Jedi, and Dillon Drake as the evil Emperor, bent on taking over the galaxy and turning everyone into his own personal tickle victims. But with mighty and witty Stein Skyblazer on their side, the Jedi will prevail in the neverending fight against the light and dark side.

Another Star Wars pic! YAY! This one came about after I watched "The Phantom Menace" for the first time (which is not as good as the original 3, but still pretty decent) and I knew I had to include Evil Tickle Emperor Dillon tickling SOMEONE, and who better than his arch nemesis: Stein Skyblazer? As you can see here, evil prevails when there's unreasonable torture involved.

This is a giftart for my awesome pal Jujufox involving his character, Jux having a bit of slimy, saliva-coated fun with Steiny. Now Stein drools A LOT, as you can clearly see, so he might as well share the pleasure of his warm, wet mouth fluids with a fellow. He gave Jux a nice, slobbery full body licking and lied back in his own spit as Jux took in the moist pleasure of the situation. Beware, this might cause a boner. And it's saliva, not jizz. Hehe. I'm just amazing.

This is a little gift for my foxy bud Jujufox of his character Dutzend the fox getting a nerve boner around Angel. The foxy has quite a thing for Angel, but who doesn't? He's just too smexy a creature, and that Aussie accent just tops it off.

Well, Dizzy might be on vacation, but this will serve as a pleasant surprise for him upon his return. Now I haven't done a romantic picture with Angel and Dillon for a while, and though this doesn't serve as traditional romantic fare, it is for Dillon. Using his signature rainbow feather, he's captured his lover, and the two are about to embark into a world of laugh-sprinkled torture.

Complete with my wonderful taste in imaginary furniture and wallpaper colors, here is the LONG overdue tickle picture with Stein and Dillon. Well, here's how it happened. One night while Angel and I went out on the town, Stein and Dillon were left alone at the apartment with nothing but the original Star Wars trilogy, a stack of Tom Petty records, and their own devious minds. Needless to say, they had no use for the other two things. They made a deal, Dillon gets tickles and Stein gets sex. Seems fair enough, right? It is. See that blissful stare in Dillon's eyes? That's because Steiny almost never showers, so there's a lot of stinky buildup in his pits. In other words, they taste GOOOOOD.

One of my more colorful pictures, here we have Stein and Dillon enjoying a relaxing day on the beach together, looking sexy and indulging in cloud watching and...ignoring. :3

"Cool" [kool, ke-wul, ba-na-na] adjective, noun: Stein the Stoner Dog, Angel the Demonic Dragon-Fox, and Darklight the horse all wearing awesome shades. See also, "doobage" and "zebra porn". And that, my friends, is the definition of "cool".

To top off the trifecta of couple drawings I've done recently, with Stein and Jux in "Drool Bath" and Angel and Dillon in "We're Gonna Have Some Fun" here is me and Darklight sharing a warm embrace. And in his dog-like way, he's giving my face a wet, oat-scented lick with his gigantic tongue because he loves me. And ladies and gentlemen, this is the way the blunt is rolled.

Would you look at that face? How could I say no to a date with him?

In this adorable spectacle, Darklight and I are having our date outside the barn house near his stable, and a couple of his buddies are peeking out to see how it's going. I'm doing most of the talking, but it's going rather well, and Darky may prove to be a worthy boyfriend. :3

Stein and Angel switch up days to walk Darklight through Central Park. Obviously today it was Stein's responsibility, and he just loves gloating up how his dog is better than all the others, and really, how can you do better than Darklight? Dog wannabe horses top normal dogs by a million.

Above are my new DeviantArt journal header and footer, commissioned by me for me. I paid myself handsomely. In fact, I just might buy myself a gift for my generosity.

In the midst of smooching and sucking on Stein's head, Darklight began to get a taste for him. So he slowly took the delicious blue critter into his mouth and, despite Stein's objections to being devoured, swallowed his meal and peacefully lied back as it digested. Well, vore fans will have a whole new appreciation for Darky after this one.

Pretty original title, eh? Well, when I wanna draw something random and can't draw anything else, I do it. I was actually listening to Simon & Garfunkel while sketching this out, not Lynyrd Skynyrd. Just a little fun factoid.

I GOT BLISTEHS ON MY FINGUHS! This is a commission for my baby, Dizzy, of Stein, Angel, Dillon Drake, Walter Ringtail, and Jacob Green in a band together, complete with a psychedelic puzzle-like backdrop as they rock out against the establishment. Featuring Walter Ringtail on vocals, Jacob Green on lead guitar, Angel on bass, Dillon Drake on piano, and Stein on drums.

The first drawing of Dillon Drake and Angel making out, about to get it on in Angel's bed! But, like any good thing, it came at a price, Stein snapping a photo of them when they weren't looking, and planning to, well...it's all up there. :3 Incidentally, Walter Ringtail and Lester Hopper are in on it as well, and Walter's enjoying himself while Lester contemplates the horrific punishment to be inflicted upon all of them when Dillon and Angel find out about the little photograph. Let's see where this goes, kiddies. If you're not familiar with these characters, here they are in the bottom panel, left to right: Lester Hopper, Stein the Stoner Dog, Walter Ringtail.

It's amazing what a little hard pressure black inside light pressure black can do to a picture, giving it that cozy feel. That happened with this drawing, and I couldn't be happier with the way it turned out. Angel and Dillon are truly the couple of DA. :3 And to prove his romantic side, Dilly has chosen to serenade Angel with a love song by the rock and roll masters, The Beatles.

A commission for my best bud Roger, this sweet little picture depicts Angel and Dillon enjoying a peaceful gondola ride in the beautiful city of Venice, Italy with Walter steering it and singing. In Angel's arms, Dillon is in heaven, since he always smells like sweat and is just the hottest thing in the world to a little gay duck. Stein had come on the trip too, but he's in Joey's Bakery at the moment stuffing his face with canoles, cakes, and biscotti. You all know how tempting the munchies can be. He'll catch the next one, but for now it's paradise in Dillon land.

Behold, my first fully colored vore pic! If normal-sized Angel isn't sexy enough, here you have macro Angel, with a craving for live tickle duck. Quite a salty, savory taste Dilly has, one sure to make Angie's tummy rumble pleasantly. :3

Well, Stein is his boyfriend, therefore he is also his property. And Angel treats his property very carelessly. As we can see here, it's time for Steiny and Dilly to digest! YAY! Let's all sing the food becomes poop song, kids!

Here's a parodied Let It Be album cover, my favorite Beatles album, featuring my and my friends' characters in place of the Fab Four. Angel the Demonic Dragon-Fox is John Lennon, Stein the Stoner Dog is Paul McCartney, Dillon Drake is George Harrison, and Walter Ringtail is Ringo Starr.

This is my half of a trade with a friend involving Angel in a romantic instant with his character, Kodak. They're just adorable, aren't they?

I love these characters and their cute relationship, so I wanted to give drawing them a whirl. This is a little birthday present for a pal of mine on DeviantArt of his character Cam receiving a very sexy gift from his boyfriend, Aura. Just take a look inside...it's his dick in a box. Which is, after all, the perfect present. Happy Birthday, Cam!

These two are just darling together, aren't they? Well, I wanted a Stein and Dillon Drake tickle picture ever since me and my bud DizzyFeathers started roleplaying with them on chat. Insinuated dialogue:

Dillon: You know, you're quite a stubborn little wanker, Bluey.

Stein: As are you, Beakly.

Dillon: But you're so goddamn hot.

Stein: Likewise. *grins seductively*

This proves indefinitely that stoners can be easily captured and torture tickled by angry beavers, although these two seem to be enjoying themselves quite a bit. Stein is too, you know he loves it.

One of my friends walked into school one day wearing a pink shirt, and considering how hot he looked in it, I has a striving desire to draw a buff dog in tight pink boxers. Charming story, no?

Well, here it is! The complete collection of every one of my friends' characters that Stein & Angel have come in contact with over their run here! Consisting of fourteen characters total, this is also a big thank you to all my friends on here for being just so awesome. My love goes out to ya! I started this Saturday night, and inked and colored it today, being FAR too stoned to do anything but puke on my birthday. Hey, it was the most fun I've had in a while. It ain't a party until your puke is on the floor of someone's else house! Here we go, all the characters: Top (left to right): Lester Hopper, Rusty Boulder, Darklight, Dutzend - Middle (left to right): Marty, Marco, Jack Ryclett, Amos, Ziggy - Bottom (left to right): Jux, Dillon Drake, Stein, Angel, Walter Ringtail.

This is a giftart for Kim Truisi of her awesomely sexy OC, Blitzy, who's wearing a tux, and nothing else.

I watched "Bolt" again this morning with my sis for maybe the hundredth time, and drew this up while watching. Well, when you're drawing during a movie, it's more like listening. But Bolt as a character is just so cute. All of his expressions are dynamite, and it just makes me wonder how great this movie would've been in 2D animation. It sucks that there aren't more 2D Disney films out today. All we got was "Princess and the Frog", which was good, but not enough to make up for 3D overabundance. But anyway, here are the three main characters in my style, including Bolt as a bit of a bigger doggy, something he would've been better suited as in the movie. :3

Have you ever been tickled by a sheep? Their hooved fingers are incredible for tickling. This wolf here is learning that little tidbit of information. And what's more, a gay sheep! God, I love making things gay. :P It brings the pleasure to my face. My first anthro tickling scene, enjoy kids.

This cute little drawing was a request from lechensko on deviantArt, which is why there's a Pokemon featured tickling Steiny. I'm not a big fan of Pokemon, but the drawing idea was amusing, so I took it. Well, here's the story of how this little scenario came to be. Stein was just about to get super fucking high on his new giant novelty bong shaped like a pot leaf when lechensko's OC Charmander snuck up behind him with chains and a feather (which he always carries around just in case a tickling opportunity may arise) and tackled him, chained him to the bong, and force-tickled him for hours on end. Stein was a good sport though, so afterwards he and Charmander smoked from his bong and got fucking blazed.

Here's the sequel to "Charmander Tickles Stein", where stoned Steiny finally gets his revenge on the little orange reptile. Here's the plot behind this one: It had been several days after Barry chained Stein to his new bong and force-tickled him for hours, and since they smoked it off afterwards, Barry assumed Stein let bygones be bygones. Unfortunately for him, Stein certainly hadn't forgotten. So one afternoon Barry called Stein up and invited him to his place to get blazed off of his new novelty Pokebong, so Stein gathered up some hemp rope he'd been making since the day he was tickled and plucked a tailfeather off of a bald eagle and proceeded to visit his friend. Upon entering the house, Stein tackled Barry in the doorway, tied him up to his bong, and force-tickled him for an hour more than he was tickled. Afterwards, the two were finally even so they decided to, you guessed it, smoked from Barry's Pokebong and got fucking blazed.

This is another bathroom drawing, except in this little gold piece there's no toilet paper substitution with a mindless ass-sniffing fuzz fiend, but instead, a solemnly constipated rat holding up a sign that says "Fuck Calcium". Well, as some of you might probably maybe kinda know, calcium sometimes causes constipation in those who choose to consume it in large doses. This drawing exists basically because I'm taking pills for my anxiety disorder now and I wanted to make sure that my delightfully obscene creativity was still intact. I'm proud to say that it is, and I'm feeling a lot better about life altogether. Things are looking up, as to say. Thank you, calcium-loathing constipated disease-carrying vermin. Your creation has shown me that I still got it and no medical shit I can take can fuck it up.

Truthfully, I don't really know whether to classify this one as clean or dirty. It's kinda in the middle, cause who doesn't enjoy caramel anthro dog balls? Kids shouldn't be on this site anyway.

This is something I drew two weeks ago, right before my scanner busted (I just got a new one, as you can see) of Stein and Angel playing some good old fashioned volleyball on the beach with four drop-dead-gorgeous hunks. Stein seems to be enjoying himself, but not as far as the game is concerned. If he doesn't keep his eye on the ball instead of the buff zebra holding him up, he might get slammed in the face. But it would be worth it. After all, he's gotten much worse injuries from balls before. ;)

This is a commission for Seraphon on Deviantart of his character, Reef, who incidentally has a weed leaf for a tail, being chased by Stein, ready and able with a bong on hand. I found this idea particularly clever and it was quite fun to dish out.

Here it is! New Brian having tied Angel's hands behind his back, and above his wings mind you, has pinned him down and begun tickle torturing him! I don't know what it is about tickling, but it's fun to draw.

Just one tickle and he's addicted! But who could blame him? Tickling is the ultimate form of consensual pleasure! Yes, I figured it out! Well, here he is, encouraging a good tickle, and he's looking quite sexy at the same time, don't ya think?

This was done as part of a commission for DizzyFeathers, my awesome friend, involving his OC Dillon Drake tickling Angel. Like it? Scroll down, kids.

Here, the second part of the commission, Angel gets his much-awaited revenge on little Dilly. This is a legendary scene because it's the first time Dillon's ever been the TICKLEE!

This is a card for my sister for her 15th birthday, which is today, depicting her as a polar bear blowing out a candle in an ice cream cone given to her by her boyfriend, who is an Australian shepherd.

Voodoo tickling. It had to come some time, and in this commission for my good buddy Dizzy, Angel is using its full capabilities on a defenseless and overcome Dillon Drake. Isn't the voodoo doll cute? :3

Well, I wanted to bring these guys back for Angel, and now I know I'm gonna have to draw the continuation to this. It actually occurred to me that there aren't many preemptive tickle pictures out there. Wanted to give that a try.

Here's the long-awaited continuation of the Angel & Angry Beavers tickle dispute. They got him good, and it's about to get even better.

Here's a cute little commission for one of my best buddies, Dizzy, involving his character Dillon Drake along with another nameless and quite tasty-looking drake holding Angel down and tickling him, more specifically, via gently licking the armpits with his extra long, wet, and thick silver tongue. This kind of subtlety can set off a flame.

Dillon Drake has quite a thing for Angel, and an embrace topped with a sloppy cheek lick just sends him into full orbit. Of course they get funkier than this, complete with body rubs, tickling, and the other thing...but there's the little things like a damp cheek that Dillon treasures the most.

Okay, it isn't perfect manga chibi, it's more like them as pothead pups, but it's fucking cute.

This wasn't an easy picture to make. They looked so sad, so pitiful, it took all the strength I had to finish it. But it's cute.

Dragon-foxes gotta eat something. Why not cute anthropomorphic cats?

This was done as a commission for my best friend, Walter Ringtail. This is him as a cowboy riding on a very self-confident horse, and what do ya know, he loved it! X3

Here's a commission for my good buddy Walter Ringtail of his character Rusty Boulder the bear raiding his friend, Walter Ringtail's fridge of all its noms. This is why you don't feed the bears, kids. They only come back wanting more, and when they let you rub their bellies and pet their snouts, yep, that's only because you feed them.

This is a commission for my best pal Walty of his character Rusty the bear singing a Celine Dion song horribly for his friends, Lester Bunny and Walter Ringtail, whose ears are bleeding but they don't want to hurt his feelings by stopping him. Well, sometimes there's a limit to where friendship ends and silence begins.

Well, today I hung out with a couple friends of mine and blazed up a bit, and bought some Drake's coffee cakes and a Yoo-Hoo from the store to satisfy my munchie craving. I noticed the cute widdle anthropomorphic duck on the box and just had to draw him when I got home. Artistic inspiration is everywhere.

This is a birthday picture for my little little sister, featuring two of her favorite things: Gir and a dolphin. :3 And only few are as awesome as Gir to actually get the chance to ride on the back of one. Steiny's next. Happy Birthday, Sarah! You're an incredible little sister and I love you so! (Gir copyright of Jhonen Vasquez.)

It's necessary to look more like a cat. :P The meowing still needs work.

The only reason Stein and Angel go to bars is to pick up guys, and having such a great connection with Dilly, they took the opportunity to enter a gay duck bar. And boy, did they fucking love it. Stein had never gotten so much tail in one place in his life, and Angel met a few cuties too, including pink shirt whitey hotness over there. And Dillon, as usual, got totally wasted and was taken home by Stein and Angel at the end of the night and...played with a little. Yes, they're evil, but who can resist the chance to tickle a drunk Dillon Drake?

Here's a little gift for my best pals Walter and Dizzy for their incredible artwork made for me! I couldn't ask for better friends, and for that, I've made a humorous little poker scenario with Stein, Angel, Walter, and Dillon. The four decided to play a poker game at Stein and Angel's place (yes, they live together X3) and instead of playing with poker chips, they're playing with acid tablets. As you can see, Angel has the most since he's stealing from everyone else by threatening them with his fire breath, therefore, he always wins. Walter and Stein seem to be finding the situation amusing, while poor Dillon is forced to face a decision: show Angel his hand or become a roasted duck.

This is a little scene from one of my and Dizzy's roleplay sessions involving our original characters, and in this case, Angel and Dillon, wet, horny, and about to go in for a passionate kiss.

This is nothing more than what the title states, a sexy, buff Doberman in baby blue boxers. Hot, huh?

This was an idea suggested to me by a friend who doesn't have an account on here, but the idea was pretty funny and I wanted to use it. Enjoy, pups.

I was art-blocked one day, so I decided, why not draw a bunch of dogs just for the fuck of it? And that's what I did. From left to right, top to bottom: maned wolf, red fox, brown wolf, Doberman.

I was feeling a bit amorous today, so I whipped up this little creation. May love prosper above hatred!

If you're looking for a fox to seduce you and be romantic at the same time, then look no further.

I spent quite an amount of time on this one, and I couldn't be more proud of it. Here we see fox and cat sports commentators ecstatic that their favorite team, the Weasels, is winning the game. You can see the Weasels framed autographs in the background along with an award and a college pic of the fox commentator as a quarterback.

I wonder if one can actually be complimented so much that it makes their very fur/skin melt off, revealing a pink blush instead of well, organs.

No! It's...it's too cute! Please, stop with the adorableness! It hurts! AAAAHHHHH!

Wouldn't you like to have this coyote working in your kitchen? His gravy is to die for. :3

Another spur of the moment drawing, this one depicting a man's dilemma of how to properly use his wife and/or girlfriend's new lap dog. Now these creatures are Satanic, evil, and incredibly and incessantly annoying antichrists, even more so than any one of the "Evolution Evil" animals. Well, he found a way, and if you have one of these purely obnoxious soulless demons hopping around your house fucking everything that can't fuck back and endlessly yapping in your ear, I suggest you absorb this drawing's message and do what you have to do, jack. And just know that I fully support you.

This one took me about an hour and a half, but it certainly paid off. I tried to make the dad look like Billy Mays as much as I could because, honestly the guy cracks me up. I was gonna add kids in the background with shocked looks on their faces, but in the end I figured it better to make the kid a friendless loser. Goddamn, that is one mediocre dad.

This little vulpes is cute, superfly, cool, smexy, daring, sinister, and squishy all thrown into one furry package. Oh yeah.

This one was done as a request from a fan, involving drawing Maplestory-style puppies and a panda, and I made em a little festive because of the times.

Come under my umbrella and have a little fun. My client wants to see you immediately.

This is my submission for one of my bud's contests, and a little gift to him to cheer him up. Don't worry, buddy. If you don't give up and stay strong, things always get better. This involves his character, Kumon (the big sexy fella :3) and his girlfriend's character, Mutt (the small cozy-looking one).

Nothing much to say about this guy, except that he's a computer mouse with eyes sitting comfortably on his little pad. Drawing this little bloke cheered me up, being sick and all. Really represents why I draw: because it's fun, and it's rewarding.

Wouldn't it just brighten up your day to see a furry hunk like this walking by you on the sidewalk on a crisp autumn day? Wouldn't you like it to be at least autumn? Me too.

Though I don't advocate most drugs, I do advocate weed, because well, Stein told me to. But really, here's just a joke some America-worshippers will take offense to, so I went ahead and drew it.

This adorable little tyke is Gordon, the baby Doberman. Awwwwww.

I'm glad to finally squeeze out a decent drawing, after almost a week of not doing any. Besides this being a cute romance between a jaguar and a red fox, it also represents that homosexuality is normal, and everyone against it should grow the fuck up.

It seems the tables have turned here, but god knows why. The skunk seems to be enjoying the view.

You all know what your mommies always told you: don't run with scissors, because they'll always beat you. They drink a lot of Gatorade.

This is a random little sketch-up, a brief idea my furry little mind had of a dog who blew his last bubble.

Having watched "Brother Bear" this morning with my little sister, I felt this one had to be drawn just to get it out on paper. Kenai's a cutie.

I'm not a wine guy, but this buzzed jackal has quite a taste for it. I figured it to be a pleasant scenario, so here it is.

In the spirit of the holidays, I figured I'd make a dingo with his special area wrapped up as a gift. Would you like to unwrap your present, kids?

This is a drawing of a little robin with a mullet-like hairdo relaxing in his straw chair and watching stupid shit on TV. His name is Lenny, and the reason for his creation is because I often draw what I want to do besides what I'm doing, which in this case was watch TV, but nonetheless I still love drawing, but I love watching TV too. I love em both the same. Yeah.

Well, Rocko's a sexy-as-hell wallaby. He could send me flowers anytime. ;)

I had an urge to draw something for my dear sister and her boyfriend, and here it is, a little early for Valentine's Day, but none the less appreciated and thoughtful. :3

This isn't new, nor does it have any deep meaning behind it. It's just an anthropomorphic fox rolling his eyes, it's from about a month ago drawn during an NFL pregame (I hate those, just get to the game already) and I like it, so I decided to ink and color it.

I wanted to change my style temporarily, if just for a single drawing, so here's a sexy Doberman drawn as anthro-realistically as I can make him...if that's even a category. Well, I think he looks quite tasty, so to me, that's a sign of a job well done.

In order to know your enemy, you must become your enemy, with a few exceptions of course...

Here's a smexy, buff kangaroo in a cork hat, requested in a trade by one of my good pals.

This is one of my better anatomical drawings, and it's nothing more than that. I haven't drawn a female in a while, so might as well, huh?

Just saving you the hassle of waking yourself up. Did I piss you off or do you give everyone that deadly stare?

Just in time for Easter, I have something involving a bunny and otherwise not related to the holiday in any way! But IT HAS A BUNNY! A very loving bunny hugging a dog who doesn't seem to enjoy the affection.

Brian Griffin has pinned Steiny down and force tickled him, which Stein might be enjoying much more than him.

Here's the pooch to drive both the ladies and the guys wild! Lay down your guard, sheep. Resistance is futile...

It occurs to me I haven't drawn many buff foxes, so here's my gift to you. A tasty, built brown foxy with a heart behind him, which I just felt was necessary. Enjoy!

The fox likes milk. Certainly nothing wrong with that, or acquiring it manually himself.

This drawing here represents the mythical Adam and Steve, just as fictional as Adam and Eve. Adam being the chipmunk, and Steve the fox in the back, the flirty thing he is.

Who needs to wash those dirty dishes when you can wash your dirty boyfriend? Get out the soap, he's gonna put up a fight.

This is a little sketch done for a guy on YouTube of an anthro German shepherd, with a whistle around his neck added for kicks.

I've wanted to draw a smexy anthro jaguar for some time and finally got the chance to, and figured why not throw in a pretty little background as well?

The Pitbull Rules All! I was originally gonna draw this guy sitting on a town, making him look more superior, but he looks omnipotent enough the way he is. Well, pitbulls are my favorite kind of dog besides pugs. I might get a pitbull one day, actually. They're good protection dogs.

Here's a more detailed, traditionally mastered drawing of an African wild dog. I just love these beasts' colors.

This little drawing was a random idea I pulled out of the magic black hat that is mah mahnd. What inspired this was seeing the lipstick marks on my mother's coffee cups and I guess I stored away that image and released it into this cute little pic right here. You know those coffee mugs gotta love the hickeys, man.

This cool rocker lizard is Stegg Koste, which took a while to come up with. Well, I drew a little sketch of this dude in my Ad Design class to make it look like I was doing work, and at home I finalized it with the freaky-looking guitar and I'm satisfied with the way it turned out.

Figured I might as well draw a dog couple. Brent, on the left, is a built blue wolf with a cocky smirk, and on the right is Stacy, his red lab dog girlfriend. Don't they make a striking couple?

Here's an anglophile fox, so very fond of the British culture that he has their flag tattooed on his chest. Snappy coat, too.

The creation of this drawing spawned from one of my friends in school drawing a crappy Chuck Norris on one of my notebook pages and from there, drawing a square (circle), circle (triangle), and a triangle (square) to be funny, so to join in on the drawing fun, I drew an armless fist and closed it off with an ass-like shaping. I expanded on the idea and created what is now "The Asshand". Behold its asinine glory, lesser beings!

This is a furry-ized portrait of one of my friends, showing off his muscle, his green gage, and that cute little goatee.

This is a little drawing I made of Rocko as the Easter Bunny being caught with a basket full of eggs, that which one has his shirt design on it, and I don't celebrate Easter to its full extent, meaning I don't celebrate it at all, but what the fuck, right? Could I add any more commas in this description?

This is a buff yellow labrador showin' off what he's got and lifting up two 150 pound weights on either shoulder. Well, at least he has a reason for his ego, ya know?

This is for a deviant's contest on none other than deviantArt to make an illustration for his children's storybook. He requested I participate in it, so I went ahead and drew what the book entails, a crocodile chewing on the remains of the tiger he'd just devoured. And I added him picking his teeth just for kicks.

This was a little idea that came to me once when I got locked out of my school by exiting through the wrong doors to record something in an Audacity file without any disturbances since it was way too noisy in the hallway. While outside waiting for someone to walk by the doors and let me back in, I stared at the ceiling in a corner of the school's foundation and there was a lightbulb and a lone moth was buzzing around it. Then my devious little mind thought of why they're so attracted to lightbulbs, and I came up with this piece. I haven't drawn it until today, but it's remained in my mind for that long, so I knew I had to sometime.

This one depicts a man and his dog at the beach, and, well the dog's caption speaks for the rest. :)

This is Jamel, a cute anatomically correct yellow lab. That's all I gotta say.

This one I made in school with humans and later I redrew it at on my computer with dogs instead because, well, I like dogs A LOT more than I like humans. This is a pun drawing, but it's not a corny one, thank God. I only do the funny pun drawings and this is one of them. Heh heh.

This drawing features a cat and a dog peeking at their owners fucking from the edge of the bed. I've watched many comedians that were talking about how pets tend to do that, and I don't have a pet, but it still makes for a fun little joke.

You know those drawings or art pieces where whilst making it you have no idea what the fuck it is or what it means? This is that drawing for me. It was originally supposed to be something to do with Jamaica, considering the dreds and the Jamaica-y outfit the fox is wearing. But it just turned out to be a brown fox with dreds, a purple shirt, and green pants, overall a '70s type look. There you go, man.

After a few consecutive days without doing anything creative whatsoever, I finally cracked the creative block with this cute drawing right here. It involves a bar of soap that is particularly excited to see a very confused owl. I don't know exactly why he's so happy, but it's an adorable little pairing, don't ya think?

This was a quick idea involving a bird tanning on top of a dolphin, complete with a little joke. I figured I would never get to coloring something like this, so it shall serve as one of my uncolored humorous drawings.

This is a random drawing that's derived from Kevin Smith's "Berserker" in a strange way. The guy with the white eyes and dog ears is an interspecific child trying to run away from the press surrounding him, even though I didn't draw any press. I call this piece Wokkshammr, and this is what comes out of having nothing in mind to draw.

This drawing pokes fun at just how stupid PETA can be. Don't get me wrong, guys. I support what you're doing. I believe that animals shouldn't be mistreated as aggressively as they are, but seriously, some of your protests are a tad questionable for my taste. Bottom line: no one wants to see fat, unattractive humans stripping down to their birthday suits in the street and putting goddamn horns on their head as if they believe they even remotely resemble a bull by doing so. At least furries wear suits, K? You folks could learn a bit from them.

I recently watched Spoon's video for "I Turn My Camera On" and there was an image such as this (without the duplicate illusion effect, even though that would've been pretty cool) and a particular image in the video inspired me in an especially trippy way, so I decided to draw it. As to who Spoon is for those of you who don't know, they're an AWESOME indie rock band that's so good, I honestly don't understand why they're not mainstream. Actually, I'm glad it's that way. Mainstream bands suck. (Nickelback, for instance.....)

I like to address current world issues in my drawings, so here's my take on swine flu. Yeah, I think it's hilarious that we're making such a big deal out of a minor inconvenient sickness. But what sickness is convenient, after all? We have much worse diseases than this, folks. Like cancer, the real flu, diabetes, and AIDS. Just to name a few. Just because the fucking thing's an outbreak and only infected a few hundred people among billions, that doesn't make it necessary to get your sensitive little pussies all outta whack about it. K?

I'm especially proud of this one, because I got to bring so many colorful characters into one shot. These are all breeds of dogs I've never drawn before and they were pretty fun to make. Here are the breeds from left to right: Irish Wolfhound, Keeshond, Greater Swiss Mountain Dog, and Ibizan Hound.

What a fox! Stare into her ravenous eyes if you dare, this vixen's deadly.

I love summer with a thriving passion. There's absolutely no downside I can think of to 3 full months off from school, beautiful weather, and the overall overwhelming feeling of peace of mind that comes along exclusively with the season. And how can I forget sharing a beach towel with a nude Asian female squirrel?

This drawing is my submission for the deviantArt "Good vs. Evil" competition. A few ideas went through my mind on how to approach the subject, like a mop defending itself against a muck monster in a janitor's closet, but I finally came up with a much better idea and this is it. Well, if you're not picking it up, the dog is the good guy preparing to defend himself against the evil vacuum lurking in the closet doorway by jamming a huge lint ball into his mouth and choking him. It might win, but probably not. Either way, I'm still proud of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the future in culinary sweets, the sky cake. It combines the fluffy marshmallow texture of clouds and the refreshing and invigorating taste of fresh air in every bite. You drooling yet? It contains pieces of the sky within its air-flavored frosting, and it's the best thing you've ever tasted and you haven't even tasted it yet! But you will one day, friends. Oh, you will.

God, I hate drawing eyes. Well, they're difficult to say the least, in my opinion they're the hardest part of the drawing. This drawing is the kind I'd like to put in my portfolio if I ever become a working cartoonist, just because of its simplicity and modesty. Hell, the fox is pretty modest himself. As for the background, I took a piece of paper and tried to make a drawing like "Vagrancy", but instead of using a full folder as my surface, I used my glass computer desk as a surface. In short, it didn't work, I lost interest, so I crumbled it up. Later, I thought, "Gee whiz, mother fucker! If I opened up the crumbled paper did some keen shit to it with a pencil, I could probably make a dandy neato whilikers background, by golly fuckfree!" Yeah, that's the way my thoughts speak. Deal with it. So I scribbled on the paper with pencil in different directions, scanned it, and used it with the blue Well, Ya Know fox.

This ain't one of my greats, but whenever I'm stuck in between the big projects that I can't seem to get right, I draw up something like this with no real meaning, that looks good. And that's all there is to it. It looks good, and it's not crap. That makes me happy.

This alternatively sized drawing is of Van the shaded Weimaraner (pun intended). Notice that unlike my other male naked anthro dog images, Van's sheath and nuts are the only things showing. Apparently you can't have a veiny boner and look cool simultaneously. So Van here went without the chubby. You also notice that a lot of work has put into him and his muscles. Well, some work. But I like Van and I'm proud of him. He's a cool mother fucker.

This is a quaint little drawing featuring an emo kid who has literally cried his eyes out. Haha. Silly emos. You and your complex emotions.

I have no idea what this thing is. Maybe some type of rodent. Well, it was originally supposed to be a weasel but then I searched "weasel" into the Google image search (which is what I always do when I don't fully know what something looks like) and found out that they are much smaller than this. I liked the way the guy looked so I didn't want to delete it. I just spackled some blue and brown on that fucka and this is my result.

Here's a little study of the male anthro wolf torso which I've done my best to get perfect. It may not be my best, but I like the shine I put on the pectorals and six-pack.

This is Greasy the buff anteater. You'd better watch your asses, you little six-legged pussies. Greasy's gonna chew you up and....well, swallow you.

I'm just overflowing with genius, ain't I? Well, this was another spur of the moment drawing that I knew I just had to draw, folks.

Here's another Bolt drawing, this one featuring the superdog himself drawn in my style. HE IS FULLY AWESOME!

Would you like some more coffee, sir?

Ketchup is a great topping. And it's the only condiment known that will enhance the taste of the moon, which is already pretty goddamn delectable.

This is Hammerbarrel, the cut-up, buff wolf with gun barrels for index fingers. This drawing seems way overdue on my part because it really displays the foundation of my technique. Yeah, I don't know what that means either, but it's here now, and it's fucking awesome, son!

This guy represents my dire quest for some better, high quality headphones, and my love for the classics, ergo the record player. Although I don't own a record player, I still appreciate classic rock above the mainstream horseshit out today. BEATLES FOREVER! And Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Ted Nugent, Van Halen, The Who, Humble Pie, Journey, Cream, etc. However, some new bands are quite good, but you really have to dig deep to find them. A few examples (and good listens if you're interested) are Stardeath and White Dwarfs, Snow Patrol, Arcade Fire, The Shins, Death Cab for Cutie, and my favorite, Oasis.

This one kinda has a Pixar feel to it. Well, to me it does. But this one was also a school creation, drawn on scrap paper after nearly receiving carpel tunnel from writing stupid fucking essays for the PSSA (for any of you lucky fucks who don't live in PA, that stands for "Pennsylvania State Standard Assessment") and officially drawn at home on my own computer. It's cute, ain't it? I call this one "The Mail Fights Back".

This is a scribble-shadowed giraffe wearing a leather jacket standing under multiple incredibly bright street lights and looking at you with a raised brow. It's intriguing, it's artistic, and it's different from anything I've ever done before, so that's why I drew it, kids.

Something about water balloons was mentioned in the household today, so why not fill em with bricks instead? You'd hit a lot more targets, and they won't be seeking any revenge. In fact, they'll be lucky if they can operate their limbs afterwards.

This was another little spur of the moment drawing because I have a fancy for wolves myself and this was just a fun little situational picture to draw when I had animator's block.

ANGRY!? Just kick a pussy! Yeah, he didn't do anything, but why not? Better than taking out your rage on something that deserves an unharmed asshole.

Chilly isn't his name, but he is a sled dog, and a smug one at that. Just look at that self-important smirk. Who would blame him, huh?

I came up with the idea for this one while discussing farts with my mother and little sister in the car today. It was quite an interesting and witty conversation. Well, butts relate to buttons, and here ya go. Enjoy.

I don't quite know what sparked the idea to blend a cow and a dalmatian in a drawing, but it indeed sparked. She's kinda cute, huh? Rub her belly, she'll shake her leg and lactate. Now there's a win-win scenario for ya.

Having just watched "Bedtime Stories" last night and adoring the cute gargantuan-eyed guinea pig in the film that is Bugsy, I decided to draw up the li'l guy along with Rocko and Spunky with the same giant eyes. And they all have thoughts as well. Hah hah. Or, heh heh.

This drawing is something I came up with always loving Snoopy and always hating Charlie Brown cause he's such an emo bitch. I figured I should depict that. And I wanted to draw something with Snoopy, you know, pay my tribute to Charles M. Schulz little cartoon characters.

It makes for a monotonous song I like to annoy my little sister with.

This is a crudely colored little spoof on household cleaning companies' fatal mistake of making products that kill only 99.9% of bacteria and leave the remaining .1% to just bundle up over time and join into a massive apocalyptic monster that'll kill us all. Yep, that's how it's gonna go down, people. And it'll all be because of Swiffuhh. Yeah.

This drawing is a submission primarily for the Brian Griffin Fan Club's newest contest, in which Brian has to either be restrained in some way or a superhero. I chose restraint, and my submission depicts Brian and Stewie bound together and being lowered into a volcano. Stewie wants to tell Brian a knock-knock joke and Brian doesn't wanna hear it because knock-knock jokes suck.

This is a little pairing of two common phrases...possibly: "watch your tongue" and "chew your gum". As you can see, this guy's having trouble maneuvering both of them.

Rocko here is holding a camera, smiling, and giving a thumbs up. Now that's a jolly wallaby.

This was done out of a request for Brains-brains on deviantArt, and he told me I could pair Rocko with anyone anywhere as long as they were tickling him. And I hate backgrounds, so I skipped out on that, but I chose to have Rocko tickled by Chicken while Red Guy holds his arms and Cow watches and giggles. I think I did a pretty snazzy job, don't you?

Well, the idea of a Doberman in a business suit with a cocky smirk on his face and two naked foxes rubbing up against him sparked in my head earlier today, so after multiple tries on both the computer and paper, I finally got it right. Like? It's a little altered from the other pics you see with hot chicks on the sides of the businessman, if those exist, but in this case, I flipped it around.

This is a drawing I'm not too fond of, but it took me over an hour to complete so I figured I would keep it. Basically put, revenge is very sweet for this desert rodent.

This one features Heffer's dad, Peter Wolfe, from the show "Rocko's Modern Life" getting dinner for his family. He likes to do it naked too. He doesn't want all that sweat from running to get on his clothes. Oh, Mister Wolfe.

This is a quick little sketch featuring a little black squirrel lost in the sanctity and peace of his music. I love music and I was listening to music when I drew this. How's that for inspiration? That in the background is like a small version of my room, wall color and all. That little squirrel's not supposed to be me because my squirrel would be brown and drawing something, but it was a good five minutes spent drawing this critter I guess to prolong me from eating breakfast and taking a shower. Yeah, I should probably do that now.

Seems devious little Spunky got into Rocko's medicine cabinet and, well you can see what came out of that. Why is Rocko taking steroids anyway? A bit overly ambitious if you ask me.

Now you know why those lonely condiments are at the back of the shelf at the grocery store. I am the messenger, I am mighty!

I'm a Looney Tunes fan (who isn't?), and when it came to drawing a tribute drawing of one of the vastly assorted characters, why not choose my all-time favorite: Pepe Le Pew? I love this guy and I was happy to portray him bringing sexy back to the blueberry as he is above. He looks like quite the creeper in this pic, doesn't he? But he's still very suave and very awesome.

This is Nate, a sexy arctic fox who works in mechanics. Want a rotor change, ladies?

This quaint little drawing depicts the close friendship of a blue coyote and a red fox, and the fox has just fallen asleep on his partner's lap. I wish I had a friendship like this, but we can all dream, can't we? Nah, I don't really give a shit.

If anything, I'd call this one a half-assed drawing just done in the spur of the very random moment. Right now I'm immensely tired from being at Dorney Park all day, and a monocle must've been on my mind while drawing this because I'm barely awake as it is. Good night.

My good friends, you have entered Tranquility Valley, where everyone loves and cares for one another, there's no crime, no murder, and no hate. There's just beauty, happiness, and well-being of all of its occupants. There's no god here, only the earth itself conducts your soul. There's talking animals galore, both male and female, and they're all incredibly friendly and they have your back when you need them, even for the smallest things. No one is taken advantage of, and the occupants give one another sexual pleasure every minute of every day. Sounds great, right? Well, it's only imaginary, folks. I made it up. Sorry to spoil your good time, but that kind of place never has and never will exist. The drawing is real, though.

This is a cute sentimental little drawing requested by a loyal fan, of an older gray wolf consoling a downtrodden black wolf, a bit reminiscent of the "I Need A Hug" drawing, except I didn't exactly need a hug when I made this, but I always want one. Let's face it, hugs are the shit.

This is not only one of my best drawings, but also one of my most busy. For four and a half straight hours, I was creating the world of the lost wolf with a cup of tea, the coyote and rabbit couple making out in the street, and the bear and mongoose couple standing by the fountain. The black and white is to change up my style a bit, but overall I'm very satisfied with this piece.

This is how I hope to look in a few years. Yep, this mouth-wateringly buff bunny is what I'm aiming for. Now I'm moderately strong, not yet built, but I exercise so it's gonna happen someday. At least I can draw buff.

You know how incredibly dull those long plane rides can get, so on their way to Panama, Tony the wolf and his best pal Blake the squirrel decided to hype up the trip's energy by riding on the plane, literally. What they're doing in this drawing is what you would call plane hopping, and even though Tony's having an adrenaline-pumped blast with this recreational activity, it's probably not a good idea to try it out for yourself. So, as Lewis Black would put it, if you ever get the opportunity, don't.

This eager ferret's about to slice into his tasty, hot pizza. Makes your mouth water, don't it? It does him.

This cute fox here is literally playing with fire. Poker, that is. Wonder who's gonna win...

I made this little number to ease my mind a bit, suffering from writer's block. Well, it cheered me up and it was done to JET's album "Shine On", one of the greatest albums of the 21st century. Hope you enjoy it.

Strawberries are easily the sexiest fruit there is, besides cherries...possibly. And here you have a strong, slender silver fox lying down and inching one to his mouth. What more proof do you need?

It's amazing how a little eyewear can turn a fierce rodent into a sexy beast wearing a sweater, isn't it?

The name is sort of obscure, but the drawing is pretty to look at. Just wanted to draw another naked muscular male fox. The moment called for it.

Well, you know what you do at home, don't ya? Just to fill you in if you're naive, this pup here is gonna spell it out for ya. Enjoy.

Here's a little proof for ya that white teeth can do wonders. I don't exactly have the whitest or the straightest (:D) teeth, but who am I to redirect the spotlight from this strapping hyena to myself? That's just selfish.

"Oh. Ummm...I found this on the ground, well actually on one of your plastic chairs, and uh...you got up and left it there and I just assumed...I really wanted it and if it sat there it was gonna melt. You know, in the sun. So, uh...it's kinda in my mouth now. I don't know if you want it back. It's covered with my drool. You know, in the future, to avoid this sort of thing happening again, you should probably eat your candy bar fast and not just neglect it. It's...really cruel. For both of us. Me and the candy bar, I mean."

Here's a baby cheetah giving a cute look.

Johnny's a sly one, ladies. Just look at that stare. He wants you, he wants you so baaaaadd. (Beatles reference) Yes, I got his name from the Thin Lizzy song of the same name. This is one of my better drawn foxes and I'm goddamn proud of him. "Ladies first..."

This Demetri Martin-esque creation came to me because I do think a lot like him, except more perverted and obscene. But that's OK. That's how the two of us differ. These are the real rainbows, son.

I was at a "carnival" held at my school today and it was pretty fun to say the least. The bands were good, everything else sucked. But some of my classmates had bought a bunch of Air Heads candy bars and I was thinking of using a red one for my tongue (even though it wouldn't fool anyone) by letting it hang out of my mouth. Then I thought, what if someone bit it? And that's how the idea for this lovely piece came about. Good day.

This is a little intentionally strangely colored drawing of John Lennon, the man who we say is a dreamer, but I guarantee you that he's not the only one. Sure, it would be nice if there weren't a heaven, hunger, possessions, and religion, and we would all join together in a brotherhood of man, but sadly, there's just too many people with too many different world perspectives for something like that to happen. Shame.

It's a duck in a toupee, which if you ask anyone, will agree is hilarious. So I drew it.

This is one of those looks-like-a-potential-tattoo drawings, and it might be, but I haven't really decided yet. Otherwise, it's a fox, more cartoony than anatomically correct, (the legs are a little stout) but nonetheless it's a good drawing and I likes it.

It's a cute little kit fox wearing a blue baseball cap! I have overlooked this multiple times since I've drawn it, wondering whether or not I should delete it, because I had just made another, sort of better drawing of a fox on a white background, so I took a break. I came back a few hours later and finally decided to keep it. What the hell, huh?

I haven't drawn a husky in a while, especially a cool-looking one, so here he is. A cocky but cool husky named Roman.

Here's a classy coyote named Kris wearing a slick leather jacket. Like? Well, what really stands out here is the background, though a bunch of randomly placed circles, but certainly an alteration from my usual flat color backgrounds.

After about four unsuccessful tries, I finally got this one right. And yes, it's a gay picture. You can't really tell the genders from here but both of the "lovers" are male. I don't know what attracted me to the idea of drawing a fox frenching a penguin, maybe because it's a fox and I loves foxies. The water's definitely my best so far, so besides the two on the dock sharing their intimate little moment, there's some moderately-jotted scenery for you to look at.

This is a drawing I made by request of a filmmaker who wanted me to draw a logo for a restaurant they were going to shoot a scene in in the film. But I only drew the logo. I have nothing to do with the film otherwise. The film's being entered into Sundance probably early 2010, which is when I suspect the next festival is.

This buff water-dwelling mammal here is Trent the dolphin, giving the oh-so-sexy stare that all my anthro characters on a single color background give. I say he still looks pretty good for an anthro dolphin. Wouldn't mind having a piece of that for myself. :D

I was never much for backgrounds, because personally, I despise them. Especially water backgrounds. I have Toon Boom Studio and I'm like a retard trying to spell the word "block" with blocks when it comes to the dynamics of that program, so I can't add in any special effects to make the water seem more realistic. Otherwise, I like how the dog came out, and if it weren't for the shitty background, this would be one of my best pictures. The water droplets all over this fella's body took me near forever, so at least he looks good.

It's a good feeling when you have something like this in mind to draw. This was quite a time occupier, took me the entire Live at the Fillmore album from Humble Pie to finish it. (There's a 30 minute track on there, FYI.) I like this one especially because of the very cartoony way the Doberman is drawn. And if you can't capture what's going on here, the Doberman is leaning atop the geeky businessman to get some more sun. He's so cool.

Here's a yellow labrador drawn from reference, and anatomically correct. Isn't he cute?

It is true, a mule has never looked better until the ass suit came along, and it's a substantial success.

Harvey the banana hammock-wearing buff Doberman is back, and this time he's a nanny. Yeah, single moms out there, he even gives massages. Naughty massages, that is. How about calling him up, huh?

This right here is a black Asian midget riding a unicycle. I call it "Black Asian Midget Riding a Unicycle". One of my friends suggested I draw this, therefore I did. I drew something no one anywhere ever sees. If reincarnation is possible, then a black Asian midget is exactly what I want to come back as.

This was another spur of the moment drawing depicting two dogs pissing on fire hydrants like humans in urinals. And since the females don't really have that advantage, the she-dog in this picture has decided to piddle in the bush, something you can see she isn't very contented with. Aw, women. Don't ya love em?

Well, the summer's coming to a hasty and inevitable end, so I felt I would show my symbolism for it by drawing a brown fox still taking in the zest of the final days of summer.

This is the furry edition of "Little Miss Sunshine", one of my favorite movies. It took me over 3 hours to draw it all, and I'm goddamn proud of the result, son. I should be after all that. My fingers hurt.

This little beauty was pretty fun to create, and she was drawn to the background noise of "The Hurricane". Great movie, by the way. I haven't drawn a female in a while, so why not now?

In this drawing, a scalper fox is hooking up a mouse with a Pink Floyd t-shirt on with concert tickets in front of the building the concert is supposed to take place in. Of course, this is days before the concert is going on, because the only people in front of the building are a homeless German Shepherd smoking a blunt, a neighing donkey, and an elephant peeking in on the scene with the fox and the mouse. How's that for variety, huh?

This coyote here made the fatal mistake of watching a scary movie with the lights off. I've been there, which is why I no longer watch scary movies.

This one ain't much, but it's something after over two days of nothing. And it's gonna be the drawing before the last drawing I'm gonna make this summer, because I'm going back to school this Wednesday. Fuck. But I'm a senior, and I only have to go for five months, so there's a slight upside.

God, I hate panic attacks. I used to get them constantly, but now they're so rare that my exuberance is higher than ever. Sadly, today I had a Level 8 one. I almost felt like I was gonna puke because of a fucked up image my brain registered that I didn't want in there. That's what start these things for me. Images. It only takes a gruesome image of a knife and a bloody corpse popping up in my head like Spyware to give me a full-blown panic attack. But thankfully, I'm back to my normal self now. I ain't a big fan of heavy violence, which is why I won't watch any slasher movies. Well, except for the funny ones like "Slither" and "Teeth". Anyways, to the drawing explanation. I drew this hours after I recovered from the attack because the idea had been in my head since then, so I said what the fuck and drew a kind, sympathetic fox embracing me in his arms and patting me on the head as if to convey the message, "It's gonna be alright." This drawing means something special to me and whenever I feel downtrodden or depressed, I know I can always look at it to get my spirits up.

This is a drawing of Scratte from "Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs", which I just saw in theaters today with my little sis. Well, I LOVED it and it's hands down my favorite movie of the 3, and Scrat's smokin' hot girlfriend Scratte here is my favorite character besides Scrat himself and Buck.

Say hello to Drew Urchin, the blue collar average joe sea urchin. He's just like you and me and he doesn't discriminate. Actually he doesn't do much at all. He pretty much just eats, craps, and sleeps. How he can maintain that awesome beard-mustache combo is amazing in itself however.

Here's a bit of advice for all you artists out there, and you may already know this, but I'm gonna recite it to ya anyway. Here it is: If you don't absolutely love a drawing or painting you're currently working on, just trash it. Don't look back, just trash the fucker because if you don't, you'll waste more time finishing it and end up hating it all the more when it's done. I had been drawing a few of these drawings until I made this one. This broke my block, and it has a fox in it, so of course I'm gonna love it. I like to think that if this were a multiple-panel drawing, the fox would be shown pinning the mosquito down and ripping that purposeless mother fucker to bloody shreds. I hate mosquitoes, not as much as flies, but I still possess quite a malice against the assholes. At least bees serve a meaningful purpose. We don't need miniscule vampires. Just wipe em out.

This stud here is Stanley the stray. Now come on, who wouldn't wanna get caught by this guy in an alley late at night? I know I would. He'll give ya some good lovin', oh yes he will.

This drawing depicts a freakshow whale with two faces taking a shit, if you haven't figured that out already. Other than that, the captions speak for themselves.

Another cute drawing involving a fox, this time changing his mind when he was just about to club a seal, and instead choosing to give the large sea mammal a warm hug. See what happens when you embrace instead of kill?

This is a cute little drawing I whipped up while listening to Pink Floyd's The Wall, which explains all the pretty colors and weird animals. Well, the little brown muscular guy lifting up the big guy is a mix between a kangaroo, a yak, and a lizard (a riffknovian) and the guy being lifted up is a mix between a dog and a dinosaur (a toshcorrlioashaa) and behind them is a purple sunset casting over a pink desert. Pretty nice, huh?

Ahh, brothers. They're pals by genetic relation, always there for you when you feel down, and ready to annoy the living shit out of you whenever possible. You may fight, but you always make up with a beer. And sometimes your brother pours that beer onto your white coat just to be a douchebag and piss you off further. But no matter what happens, they're always gonna be your friend no matter what, and nothing can change that. Thank god I have sisters.

This fella here is a congo terrier standing in front of a British flag. His placement in front of the symbol is completely random however because congo terriers are said to have originated in Africa, but I'm sure there's a bunch of em in Britain, so just enjoy the drawing and set aside the political incorrectness.

This is Ratbert and Dogbert, my two favorite characters from the cartoon "Dilbert". There are many others, however, since this ahead-of-its-time comedy is loaded with awesome characters like Loud Howard, Wally, Asok, and of course, Catbert. But these two are my top favorites.

I came up with this little number last night while lying in bed waiting to fall asleep. Or maybe it was during the day...I don't know. But I love the way it came out and I put a whole lotta work into it. Well, no shading, but I didn't find that necessary. This fucka's rockin' out on yo ears, dickloads! HAHAHAAA!

This is Slick. He's a striped dog with a pink li'l package and a bright smirk on his face. Quite a charming canine.

It's been a while since I've drawn a squirrel, so I figured I'd make an alpha muscular one. Sexy, eh? His name's Ike, he's a white squirrel, and that's it.

This is Harvey the muscular red fox, my favorite type of fox, which are my favorite animal. I already have a muscular dolphin, tiger, and squirrel, so why not add a fox to the mix, I ask myself?

The husky bitted himselfs in the ballzeses! Pity the poor little dickins! PITY HIM, I SAY!

Well, I fancy hedgehogs and find them to be pretty cute, and if you know me, you know when I draw an animal by itself, I gotta give it some tasty-lookin' muscles. This guy was no exception. He's posin', flauntin', and lookin' sexy. And there's certainly nothing wrong with that.

You know the vastly depicted dog and dragon relationships if you're a furry, and even if you're not, I'm sure you've seen plenty of drawings with a canine and a fire-breathing lizard either snuggling or copulating. Maybe just snuggling. But in light of all this, I decided to draw a picture of a picture with a dog/dragon couple and their little offspring sitting in front of them. Ain't he cute?

Nothing much to say about this guy. The pain-inflicted look in his eyes as he tries to get through each day of his life with that mountainous horn says it all.

These are 2 drawings parodying the sensational suggestiveness of the kids' fruit snack "Fruit Gushers". Either way, this weasel here is shit out of luck.

This sexy fella right here is one of my only full body shots and I'm immensely proud of it. Pose for us, Mister Coyote. Pose away, you tasty buff canine.

This is another drawing I made for a girl. She just requested I draw a badger, and walla, here it is. Like it?

Well, I love the original Star Wars trilogy. By that I mean Episodes 4, 5 & 6, not the new shit. So I kinda felt obligated to draw something in the spirit of the only true American trilogy and R2D2 was my favorite character in the series, so here he is, drawn JP Marone style.

This drawing was inspired by my undying love for sleep and the song "Sleeping In" by The Postal Service, one of my favorite bands. It makes me happy to look at it. It's peaceful, ya know?

This was a spur of the moment drawing, and what I originally visualized was a dog peeing and looking at the screen with a satisfied look on his face. And just for some comedic relief, I added a little mouse and a joke in there. Enjoy.

Here's sexy ol' Brian Griffin, lying on the neverending bar counter in the sky, anatomically correct, so to speak. Well, his sheath and nuts are showing. That's enough. And he's drawn in my style, which is why he doesn't look quite like he does in the show in this pic. Brian is my favorite character on "Family Guy" because he's Atheist, an alcoholic, and just doesn't give a shit about anything and I admire that. And I gotta admit, it's fun seeing every new episode of "Family Guy" just to see how much gayer they make Stewie towards the poor pooch. Hell, they already made out twice! It's only a matter of time before that little relationship progresses into something way more intimate. Hey, we're all thinkin' it. I'm just preaching to the choir here.

Since a bunch of B-Griffin fans draw a likeness of him holding a martini, I decided to mix it up a little by putting the martini onto a sign and having sly ol' B-ry putting his hand behind it. Creative, eh?

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there ruled an immensely baked blue beagle named Darth Blazer who commanded the Empire with a spliff in his mouth and a lightsaber held mockingly at his genitals. I just had to, ya know? I love Star Wars and this is my little tribute to one of the coolest and most legendary villains of movie history.

This is a tribute drawing to one of my favorite bands, TV On The Radio. There are actually five members in the group, but these two are my favorite because they're instrumentalists and vocalists and goddamn, do they write some awesome songs. From left to right: Kyp Malone, Tunde Abedimpe. Some of my favorite songs from this astounding group are "Satellite", "Young Liars", "Province", "Dancing Choose", "Halfway Home", "Wash The Day Away", "Golden Age", and so much more, man.

Aside from The Beatles and Led Zeppelin, Death Cab For Cutie is my one of my favorite bands and this drawing is a little representation of the song "Bixby Canyon Bridge", which is very melodic and extremely gripping, making it one of my favorite Death Cab songs, along with "A Movie Script Ending", "Crooked Teeth", "Marching Bands of Manhattan", "Cath...", "Pictures In An Exhibition", and very many more.

I love sunsets. Just the sight of the purplish-pink eclipse glowing over a lake just captivates me and puts me in the most peaceful state of mind I could be in. So I figured I might as well draw myself looking at a neon sunset, since neon in itself is extremely cool. But I like how it turned out.

You don't wanna go near this guy. He's a frisky fellow. Well, I'm fond of wolves and...well, all dogs, so I drew up this striking piece of work.

This is a tribute drawing of Stitch, whom is my favorite cartoon character of all time, slyly grinning with his arms crossed leaning back in a cool stance. Pretty badass, man. Pretty goddamn badass.

Lester, what are you doing with my scarf--ohh shit. Uhh...forget it. You can...you can just go ahead and have that.

Well, Zoidberg went to a bar, got hammered, took all of his clothes off, and is now maniacally cheering with his arm around a frightened dog who decided to go out drinking that night as well. Many people have told me my drawing style resembles The Simpsons and Futurama, so I figured I might as well insert my favorite Futurama character into one of my drawings. I'm proud of it.

This is Snoopy playing with his Nintendo DS, that which he is very much into. Don't disturb him, Charlie Brown. He's occupied, you bald faggot.

This is one of my cooler and supposedly creepier drawings. This is Ghastley the hawk, and I've always thought fondly of hawks, so I decided to draw one. I like the way it came out too. It's one of my favorite pieces of mine.

It's high time I drew a chocolate lab, don't you think? So far, this is the buffest I've made one of my characters and I'm very pleased with it. He's a bit cozy.

Another Rocko tribute, but you can never really have enough Rocko tribute drawings. It's such an awesome show, man! Well, this little pose is from the episode "Seat to Stardom", in which Rocko reluctantly becomes an underwear model, A.K.A. Wedgie Boy. That reason was why I wanted to draw Wedgie Boy for myself. That, and I've always had a man-crush on Rocko.

This is my submission for Rockowallabyclub's new contest, which is titled "Rocko's Day Off", involving him as a movie character or something summer-related. And what did I automatically think of? Bueller...Bueller...Bueller...Bueller...Starring Rocko as Ferris Bueller, Filburt as Cameron Frye, Heffer as Sloane Peterson, and Ed Bighead as Ed Rooney.

I figured since I drew the four main characters of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" in Rocko's Modern Life form on a non-movie poster drawing, I might as well draw the poster as well. Leisure rules, mate.

This is the only one of my drawings featuring a lizard, so that already makes it pretty special. But otherwise, nothing too much behind this one's origin. I just wanted to draw a cool-looking muscular lizard playing with a yoyo.

This is a cute little drawing of a filled-up dingo chillaxing under the hot desert sun after scarfing down a nice bloody kangaroo, whose skull you can see off to the far right. This is a happy dingo, folks.

This is Stein, one of my characters, and Stitch, one of Disney's characters, incredibly high and laughing hysterically at absolutely nothing. Ahh, sweet marijuana. Happiness it causes, yes.

These are 3 random sketched characters that are in no way related to one another, but are still all thrown together in the same drawing. In the top left corner, you see a dog with its eyes bulging out of its head, next to that, a grey wolf smoking a pipe, and on the bottom, a Highway Terror Frog smiling and giving a thumbs up. They were originally supposed to be left uncolored, but I can't do such a thing, so I fuckin colored em. My drawings, my decision. Good night.

This is Bennie the blanket, and he's gonna rock you like no other comfort drape has before. Sound appealing, ladies...and some guys?

This little image is something you can see on the front page of this website as well. No real story behind this one, however. I just wanted to draw something moderately cool to display under my website title banner and attract people to watching my cartoons and shit. But to clear up any confusion you might have about the doodle, the rabbit and the squirrel are kicking each other's asses to try to get to lay the female mouse standing to the side. Rodents, right? They're fuckin' nuts.

I've never been a huge Pokemon fan, well maybe when I was ten, but otherwise I didn't much care for the show. But I recently happened upon a cool-looking blue Pokemon called Lucario and fell in love, so to speak. The Rockowallabyfanclub has a new contest, which is a drawing of Rocko as an anime/comic character. I don't like any superheroes cause they're all lame as hell, so I bred Lucario and Rocko into...uhhh...this guy.

This was a little idea that came to me when tryin to play hackeysack by myself with a small red beanbag ball and failing to do so. Then I thought, hey, what if there were a bunch of dumbass kids playing hackeysack with a medicine ball? I'd imagine their knees would be hurting a fucking lot, boy. Wouldn't you?

Aside from "Buff Rocko", I figure this drawing to be my sexiest. Maybe it's just the way the wolf's posing. Or maybe it's the daring sexy stare into the screen. I'm liking it. How bout you?

Vemm the muscular wolf is back along with the adorable little wallaby we all love, Rocko! They make such a cute couple, huh?

In the previous drawing, they were best pals, but the tables have turned and Vemm and Rocko are now mortal enemies! Well, Vemm hates Rocko. I think Rocko just doesn't wanna become dinner.

HI, I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE NEW DILDO WAFFLER! DO YOU OWN A CLOSET FULL OF DILDOS BUT YOUR ASSHOLE IS SHAPED TOO MUCH LIKE A TOASTER POCKET FOR YOU TO EFFICIENTLY USE THEM? WELL, GOOD NEWS CAUSE THE DILDO WAFFLER WILL FLATTEN OUT YOUR DILDOS IN THE EXACT SHAPE OF A WAFFLE SO YOU CAN SHOVE THOSE BABIES RIGHT UP INTO YOUR SMALL INTESTINE AND THRUST EM BACK AND FORTH AND BACK AND FORTH AND BACK AND...OK, this guy just cracks me up. He alone is the best TV pitchman in my opinion just because he's so tonedeaf.

This striking gentleman here is Mark the Swift fox. This is another one of my full body male poses and well, my first fox. I'm satisfied with how it came out.

Even though this drawing doesn't have much to do with summer, it pays as a tribute to this great past summer, which is sadly now over. He's a maned wolf with that classic cocky smirk on his face, kinda symbolizing how fun and life-altering this summer was. Well, a little bit. It started with "Pregnant Husky Babe" and ended with this guy, and between those two I've learned a lot more about anatomy to better my style, got many more fans, more friends, wrote a graphic novel script, etc. This summer was very enjoyable, and I have to accept its end. But I only got a little bit left of school as well, being a senior, so I'll be able to start my life in a few months.

This involves Vemm, in his newer, better, traditional look, standing next to a Doberman wearing a black blazer. This drawing was a request from a friend and it took me till last night to finally get it right.

Here's Vemm and the Doberman again, shirtless, because you know you want it that way, having a smoke and chillin', this one a request from the same friend. But hey, they look good and they know it.

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